:: July 09, 2006 ::


Gaper Day Video


So, Mike has put together a nice little video of our
year in Colorado. One little section, the funniest in
my opinion, is of Gaper Day.

Now, describing to a non-local what a gaper(GAY-per)
is is similar to a fraternaty telling everyone about
their secret handshake. Once everyone knows, those who
used to hold this knowledge lose thier specialness.
The story of the Gaper is not a state secret, so I
doubt it will lose any of its uniqeness by me telling
you about it.

No offense... but if anyone comes to visit, even close
friends, they are gapers until they get the style of
life here. It's just the way it is here.

There are a few explanations as to the origins of the
term. The two most likely candidates are when someone
gets a sunburn in between their hat and goggles, hence
the sunburn gap. Or it's just all the tourist who are
blown away by the beauty of this place, look up, gape,
gawk, and just get in the way of other people trying
to get about their business.

All the locals have to put up with bending over to
meet the tourists needs in seach of the almighty
dollar. Our only recourse it to ridicule those people
behind their backs and call them 'gapers'.

Now, it's not a term of endearment, but it's not a
racial slur either. We could slash their tires or spit
in their food, but instead we just talk behind their
backs and we get one release at the end of ski season:
Gaper Day... April 1st. It's near the end of the
season, so alot of people like to let loose. There is
no offical organization to set this off, just
tradition.

We lovingly mock the people who provide our livelihood
by dressing as they do... in the most gawdy, tacky,
ridiculous gear that you could imagine. It wouldn't be
possible if people didn't actually wear this stuff and
think it looks good.

You can view all the gaperishness here:

Large Version ~50meg:
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-1931546864572795941

Small Version ~23meg:
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=5369263763362946719

If you have high-speed internet, it shouldn't be a
problem to download. Enjoy, and I hope you get a laugh
out of it, because it was a blast to make. If you
really enjoyed it, please forward those links to your
friends, lighten their mood, and pass on the craziness
for others to enjoy.

----

Though men now possess the power to dominate and
exploit every corner of the natural world, nothing in
that fact implies that they have the right or the need
to do so - Edward Abbey




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:: July 06, 2006 ::


4th of July
So, friends and I celebrated the 230th birthday of
American existance here in Colorado. How? Here's how:

Goto Denver: Think ChuckeCheese, Bush Gardens, and
food worse than Taco Bell... and you get CASA BONITA!!
http://www.casabonitadenver.com/

If you've seen the south park episode, you'll know
what I mean. You can download it here if you have a
few internet skillz.
http://rapidshare.de/files/9313983/711_-_Casa_Bonita.rar

So, it's basically a 8 year old's dream birthday
party, but we made the best of the horrible food and
roamed around the place, pretending we were 8 year
olds again.

Then to Red Rocks Amphitheater, my first time, to see
String Cheese Incident. They're a jam band, but I was
very impressed with Keller Williams and the whole
setup of the venue. Two giant red rock formations on
either side to create a natural amphitheater...
http://www.redrocksonline.com/

Then on 3rd of July I took the Subaru(the only
passenger car to make it up) to 4th of July Bowl. It's
a 13,000 foot peak, whuch is only drivable in the
summer when the ski slopes have melted and the dirt
road becomes visable.

So, we camped up right below the only skiable slope
left in the area, found a ski jump in the dark, cooked
some smores, and had a campfiring good time.

Then, bright eyed and hungover in the morning was the
hike up to the peak to ski during the 4th. Yes, I made
two runs in July. I'm ready for next season, and I
didn't realize how much I missed snowboarding. There
is a flag at the top, along with a few golf irons to
hit pebbles off the top. I dressed in my most
patriotic outfit I had.

Parades and fireworks were waiting back down in town
proper.

Let's just say it took until now to recover and write
this email...

Pictures attached, and It should only be a few more
days until I get the rest of my best pictures up for
you guys to peruse over at my gallery site.

Happy 4th of July...


My cousin forwarded me a mass email, which are usually
highly political, but that's ok, since mine are as
well. Anyway, I enjoyed this one, so I thought I'd
pass it on, since it's a independence theme
------------------
>>

THE 4TH OF JULY

Have you ever wondered what happened to the 56 men who
signed the
Declaration of Independence?

Five signers were captured by the British as traitors,
and tortured
before
they died.

Twelve had their homes ransacked and burned.

Two lost their sons serving in the Revolutionary Army;
another had two
sons
captured.

Nine of the 56 fought and died from wounds or
hardships of the
Revolutionary
War.

They signed and they pledged their lives, their
fortunes, and their
sacred
honor.

What kind of men were they?

Twenty-four were lawyers and jurists. Eleven were
merchants, nine were
farmers and large plantation owners; men of means,
well educated, but
they
signed the Declaration of Independence knowing full
well that the
penalty
would be death if they were captured.

Carter Braxton of Virginia, a wealthy planter and
trader, saw his ships
swept from the seas by the British Navy. He sold his
home and
properties to
pay his debts, and died in rags.

Thomas McKeam was so hounded by the British that he
was forced to move
his
family almost constantly. He served in the Congress
without pay, and
his
family was kept in hiding. His possessions were taken
from him, and
poverty
was his reward.

Vandals or soldiers looted the properties of Dillery,
Hall, Clymer,
Walton,
Gwinnett, Heyward, Ruttledge, and Middleton.

At the battle of Yorktown, Thomas Nelson, Jr., noted
that the British
General Cornwallis had taken over the Nelson home for
his headquarters.
He
quietly urged General George Washington to open fire.
The home was
destroyed, and Nelson died bankrupt.

Francis Lewis had his home and properties destroyed.
The enemy jailed
his
wife, and she died within a few months.

John Hart was driven from his wife's bedside as she
was dying. Their 13
children fled for their lives. His fields and his
gristmill were laid
to
waste. For more than a year he lived in forests and
caves, returning
home to
find his wife dead and his children vanished.

Some of us take these liberties so much for granted,
but we shouldn't.

So, take a few minutes while enjoying your 4th of July
holiday and
silently
thank these patriots. It's not much to ask for the
price they paid.

Remember: freedom is never free!

I hope you will show your support by sending this to
as many people as
you
can, please. It's time we get the word out that
patriotism is NOT a
sin, and
the Fourth of July has more to it than beer, picnics,
and baseball
games .


.: Ben Hansen :: 10:39 PM [+] 1 comments

:: July 02, 2006 ::


Mexico Pictures uploaded

Ok, it took me a lot longer than I wanted, but I've
finally uploaded some snapshots of our trip. I'm still
working on the nicer ones at my pay site, which I
should have ready in the next week or so.

Here they are, and there are a bunch, so I hope
everyone has the time to see them. I may upload a
slideshow type file soon as well...

http://www.flickr.com/photos/senecar/sets/72157594179843854/

Enjoy




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ot.want.the.constellations.any.nearer;.I.know.they.are.very.well.where.they.are;.I.know.they.suffice.for.those.who.belon
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eas'd,.the.illiterate.person,.are.not.denied;.The.birth,.the.hasting.after.the.physician,.the.beggar's.tramp,.the.drunka
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me.and.all.things.in.delicate.equable.showers!.You.paths.worn.in.the.irregular.hollows.by.the.roadsides!.I.think.you.are
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s.that.would.hold.me....I.inhale.great.draughts.of.space;.The.east.and.the.west.are.mine,.and.the.north.and.the.south.ar
e.mine.......I.am.larger,.better.than.I.thought;.I.did.not.know.I.held.so.much.goodness....All.seems.beautiful.to.me;.I.
can.repeat.over.to.men.and.women,.You.have.done.such.good.to.me,.I.would.do.the.same.to.you....I.will.recruit.for.myself
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philosophies.and.religions,They.may.prove.well.in.lecture-rooms,.yet.not.prove.at.all.under.the.spacious.clouds,.and.alo
ng.the.landscape.and.flowing.currents.......Here.is.realization;.Here.is.a.man.tallied-he.realizes.here.what.he.has.in.h
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fflux.of.the.Soul.comes.from.within,.through.embower'd.gates,.ever.provoking.questions:.These.yearnings,.why.are.they?.T
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re.rises.the.fluid.and.attaching.character;.The.fluid.and.attaching.character.is.the.freshness.and.sweetness.of.man.and.
woman;....The.herbs.of.the.morning.sprout.no.fresher.and.sweeter.every.day.out.of.the.roots.of.themselves,.than.it.sprou
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f.young.and.old;.From.it.falls.distill'd.the.charm.that.mocks.beauty.and.attainments;.Toward.it.heaves.the.shuddering.lo
nging.ache.of.contact.....Allons!.whoever.you.are,.come.travel.with.me!....Traveling.with.me,.you.find.what.never.tires.
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rst;.Be.not.discouraged-keep.on-there.are.divine.things,.well.envelop'd;.I.swear.to.you.there.are.divine.things.more.bea
utiful.than.words.can.tell.......Allons!.we.must.not.stop.here!.However.sweet.these.laid-up.stores-however.convenient.th
is.dwelling,.we.cannot.remain.here;.However.shelter'd.this.port,.and.however.calm.these.waters,.we.must.not.anchor.here;
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nducements.shall.be.greater;....We.will.sail.pathless.and.wild.seas;.We.will.go.where.winds.blow,.waves.dash,.and.the.Ya
nkee.clipper.speeds.by.under.full.sail....Allons!.with.power,.liberty,.the.earth,.the.elements!.Health,.defiance,.gayety
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stale.cadaver.blocks.up.the.passage-the.burial.waits.no.longer....Allons!.yet.take.warning!.He.traveling.with.me.needs.t
he.best.blood,.thews,.endurance;.None.may.come.to.the.trial,.till.he.or.she.bring.courage.and.health.......Come.not.here
.if.you.have.already.spent.the.best.of.yourself;.Only.those.may.come,.who.come.in.sweet.and.determin'd.bodies;.No.diseas
'd.person-no.rum-drinker.or.venereal.taint.is.permitted.here....I.and.mine.do.not.convince.by.arguments,.similes,.rhymes
;.We.convince.by.our.presence.........Listen!.I.will.be.honest.with.you;.I.do.not.offer.the.old.smooth.prizes,.but.offer
.rough.new.prizes;.These.are.the.days.that.must.happen.to.you:...You.shall.not.heap.up.what.is.call'd.riches,.You.shall.
scatter.with.lavish.hand.all.that.you.earn.or.achieve,....You.but.arrive.at.the.city.to.which.you.were.destin'd-you.hard
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