:: November 14, 2003 ::


Cambodian disco and bathroom massage
So, after the boat races and eating really random stuff, I decided to move to the lakeside guest house and relax a little. I get there and order a Fried pumpkin beef & rice. I get a very bad case of food poisoning. Just goes to show you that its not really how careful you are, just who didn't wash their hands when preparing your food. The street vendors are said to have the worst food, but at least you can see them cook it right in front of you. So, me getting sick just proves the point again.

That pretty much laid me up for 3 days. I must say, I was in a good place to have to be stuck all the time. Watching movies and sitting by the lake. Only slightly interrupted by vomiting every hour or two.

After I felt better, I started my job search. My contact had changed companies, so I was no longer guaranteed some hours. Instead, I was given a list of schools to goto. All of them are pretty much on the same semester, which doesn't start until later Nov. So, I'm having to take tests and talk to people with just a possibility of a position opening up. Not very reassuring, but I've learned a lot about pay rates and what to expect. The computer classes all seem to be taught in Khmer, so it will be tougher for me to find an english computer teaching job.

So, disgruntled about not working right away, I became worried about looking for an apartment and having to sign a 6month lease. But, I went looking anyways.

Prices range from $25/month for a very small room with no amenities to $250/month for your own house. I've looked at apartments that still had chickens feeding inside. Some apartments are above little family storefronts. I've met plenty of families that want to rent out a room with them, and this seems to be an interesting way to interact and learn the language better. I can stay in guesthouses longterm as well, but I'm sure the noise will get to me.

The few nice places I've found are in the 100-150 range, because they know foreigners will pay more, but I'm sure that since I don't have to commit yet, I can shop around. In the meanwhile, I found a quite guesthouse with rooms for $2 per night. The only hassle is dealing with the moto drivers every morning asking me the same damn questions about going to the killing fields and shooting ranges.


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Cambodian Disco
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I met another moto driver, Long, who was a cousin of Atins. He asked about my stomach and I said I was fine, but was only eating crackers and drinking sugar water. He said he had the perfect cure. He wouldn't tell me, but we drove out of the city a little, and into a small market.

We sat down at a restaurant booth, and he ordered a soup. There was an argument about it, and Long seemed to be upset. He said they didn't have the right soup, but another one very similar would do. I asked what the soup was and he finally told me: Eel Soup

He wanted Snake soup, but eel was all they had. Our table got our own little stove, and a pot of chopped up eel. We got to cook it ourselves. Again, more people joined in and hovered around me, the tourist attraction. The soup was good, highly spiced, so I could have been eating anything. Plus, the rice wine seemed to loosen me up a bit.

Long was impressed, so he tried to order more stuff to see if I could handle it. He said if I got sick again, I had to pay for the food, but anything he ordered, I had to try. First came the fried crickets. A little girl had a platefull of the them, and she showed me how to peel off the wings, then chomp the head and body holding onto the legs. Second came a beef and ant plate. There was some seaweed greens and chopped beef and ants all mixed together. Again, it was well spiced, so I couldn't really taste the ants. I was told there was snake blood to drink, but it never showed up...

After impressing everyone, Long wanted to take me to the disco. However, he had drank much more wine than me, so he said he didn't want to drive. I offered to drive and after convincing him of my motorcycle skills, he agreed.

Now, after riding in Thailand and Cambodia, I've learned why they drive so much slower in Cambodia. Their bikes are Shit!!! Long's bike had no headlight, horn, turnsignals, frontbrakes, and i could only downshift. Most bikes stay in 4th all the time anyways. So, I drove the drunk moto driver home... and he didn't even pay me... not that I expected it, since I got a free meal.

So we got to the disco really early, and it was not what I expected. It was a big room with couches lined up in rows, all facing the stage where there was a band. We got front row seats!

The best way I can describe the experience is a really bad middle school dance. There was a little dance area up front, and every once in a while, a group of boys or girls would come up and dance with themselves. Never touching or getting to close to each other. The music is best described as Jimi Hendrix and Santana, mixed with Indian whirling dervish.... really really fast beat music, and Khmer singing.

Bonus: If anyone has seen the Saturday Night Live skit with Christopher Walken about Blue Oyster Cult, then you may better appreciate what I'm talking about. Along with the mixture of music, there was the COWBELL GUY!!
He was right in rhythm, but the cowbell was so loud that that was all I could focus on, plus I couldn't stop laughing thinking about Will Farrell smacking the cowbell. I kept screaming, "No more cowbell". But, again, I seemed to be the only foreigner, so my opinion didn't matter much.

To escape the cowbell, I went to the bathroom...

Again, a side note: In America, males are subtly taught certain rules for how to act in a bathroom. They are as follows:
1. If there is a row of urinals, only pick a urinal next to another guy if no others are available and toilets are full as well. Otherwise, move a good distance away.
2. Eyes should stay up, stare at wall directly in front of you.
3. Keep conversation to minimum, unless you know the person.
4. Never ever ever TOUCH anyone anywhere.

Failure to follow these rules will imply homosexuality and the consequences from the homophobic american male will likely be harsh...

So with that in mind... I walk into the bathroom and see a bathroom attendant. We have these in certain posh restaurants, so I was not surprised, thinking he would hand me a towel or cologne when i wash my hands. Instead, while I'm standing at the urinal, taking a leak... he come behind me and starts massaging my shoulders. My first reaction was to turn around and yell, "What the fuck?" But since I was still pissing, I could not do this. Then he does some Thai massage techniques, and I figure this is what bathroom attendants must do in Cambodia. I was still a little concerned, so I rushed out without tipping the guy.

I asked Long if that was supposed to happen in the bathroom. He told me yes, and seemed to enjoy that it shocked me so much. So, the next time I had to goto the bathroom, I was prepared and let the guy massage me. I've thought about it, and I guess its not so much different from what american women do when they goto the bathroom together. But I have no insight into that world, yet...





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ading.wherever.I.choose....Henceforth.I.ask.not.good-fortune-I.myself.am.good.fortune;.Henceforth.I.whimper.no.more,.pos
tpone.no.more,.need.nothing,..........Strong.and.content,.I.travel.the.open.road....The.earth-that.is.sufficient;.I.do.n
ot.want.the.constellations.any.nearer;.I.know.they.are.very.well.where.they.are;.I.know.they.suffice.for.those.who.belon
g.to.them.......Still.here.I.carry.my.old.delicious.burdens;.I.carry.them,.men.and.women-I.carry.them.with.me.wherever.I
.go;.I.swear.it.is.impossible.for.me.to.get.rid.of.them;.I.am.fill'd.with.them,.and.I.will.fill.them.in.return.)....You.
road.I.enter.upon.and.look.around!.I.believe.you.are.not.all.that.is.here;....I.believe.that.much.unseen.is.also.here...
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eas'd,.the.illiterate.person,.are.not.denied;.The.birth,.the.hasting.after.the.physician,.the.beggar's.tramp,.the.drunka
rd's.stagger,.the.laughing.party.of.mechanics,.The.escaped.youth,.the.rich.person's.carriage,.the.fop,.the.eloping.coupl
e,....The.early.market-man,.the.hearse,.the.moving.of.furniture.into.the.town,.the.return.back.from.the.town,.They.pass-
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me.with.breath.to.speak!.You.objects.that.call.from.diffusion.my.meanings,.and.give.them.shape!....You.light.that.wraps.
me.and.all.things.in.delicate.equable.showers!.You.paths.worn.in.the.irregular.hollows.by.the.roadsides!.I.think.you.are
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f.would.be.evident.and.amicable.with.me.....The.earth.expanding.right.hand.and.left.hand,.The.picture.alive,.every.part.
in.its.best.light,.The.music.falling.in.where.it.is.wanted,.and.stopping.where.it.is.not.wanted,....The.cheerful.voice.o
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e;.I.think.whoever.I.see.must.be.happy.....From.this.hour,.freedom!.From.this.hour.I.ordain.myself.loos'd.of.limits.and.
imaginary.lines,.Going.where.I.list,.my.own.master,.total.and.absolute,....Listening.to.others,.and.considering.well.wha
t.they.say,.Pausing,.searching,.receiving,.contemplating,.Gently,.but.with.undeniable.will,.divesting.myself.of.the.hold
s.that.would.hold.me....I.inhale.great.draughts.of.space;.The.east.and.the.west.are.mine,.and.the.north.and.the.south.ar
e.mine.......I.am.larger,.better.than.I.thought;.I.did.not.know.I.held.so.much.goodness....All.seems.beautiful.to.me;.I.
can.repeat.over.to.men.and.women,.You.have.done.such.good.to.me,.I.would.do.the.same.to.you....I.will.recruit.for.myself
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ear'd,.it.would.not.astonish.me....Now.I.see.the.secret.of.the.making.of.the.best.persons,.It.is.to.grow.in.the.open.air
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t.it....Here.is.the.test.of.wisdom;.Wisdom.is.not.finally.tested.in.schools;.Wisdom.cannot.be.pass'd.from.one.having.it,
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s.and.objects.and.qualities,.and.is.content,.Is.the.certainty.of.the.reality.and.immortality.of.things,.and.the.excellen
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philosophies.and.religions,They.may.prove.well.in.lecture-rooms,.yet.not.prove.at.all.under.the.spacious.clouds,.and.alo
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for.you.and.me?...Here.is.adhesiveness-it.is.not.previously.fashion'd-it.is.apropos;.Do.you.know.what.it.is,.as.you.pass
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fflux.of.the.Soul.comes.from.within,.through.embower'd.gates,.ever.provoking.questions:.These.yearnings,.why.are.they?.T
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eat.by.his.side?.What.with.some.fisherman,.drawing.his.seine.by.the.shore,.as.I.walk.by,.and.pause?.What.gives.me.to.be.
free.to.a.woman's.or.man's.good-will?.What.gives.them.to.be.free.to.mine?.......The.efflux.of.the.Soul.is.happiness-here
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re.rises.the.fluid.and.attaching.character;.The.fluid.and.attaching.character.is.the.freshness.and.sweetness.of.man.and.
woman;....The.herbs.of.the.morning.sprout.no.fresher.and.sweeter.every.day.out.of.the.roots.of.themselves,.than.it.sprou
ts.fresh.and.sweet.continually.out.of.itself.)...Toward.the.fluid.and.attaching.character.exudes.the.sweat.of.the.love.o

f.young.and.old;.From.it.falls.distill'd.the.charm.that.mocks.beauty.and.attainments;.Toward.it.heaves.the.shuddering.lo
nging.ache.of.contact.....Allons!.whoever.you.are,.come.travel.with.me!....Traveling.with.me,.you.find.what.never.tires.
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rst;.Be.not.discouraged-keep.on-there.are.divine.things,.well.envelop'd;.I.swear.to.you.there.are.divine.things.more.bea
utiful.than.words.can.tell.......Allons!.we.must.not.stop.here!.However.sweet.these.laid-up.stores-however.convenient.th
is.dwelling,.we.cannot.remain.here;.However.shelter'd.this.port,.and.however.calm.these.waters,.we.must.not.anchor.here;
.However.welcome.the.hospitality.that.surrounds.us,.we.are.permitted.to.receive.it.but.a.little.while......Allons!.the.i
nducements.shall.be.greater;....We.will.sail.pathless.and.wild.seas;.We.will.go.where.winds.blow,.waves.dash,.and.the.Ya
nkee.clipper.speeds.by.under.full.sail....Allons!.with.power,.liberty,.the.earth,.the.elements!.Health,.defiance,.gayety
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stale.cadaver.blocks.up.the.passage-the.burial.waits.no.longer....Allons!.yet.take.warning!.He.traveling.with.me.needs.t
he.best.blood,.thews,.endurance;.None.may.come.to.the.trial,.till.he.or.she.bring.courage.and.health.......Come.not.here
.if.you.have.already.spent.the.best.of.yourself;.Only.those.may.come,.who.come.in.sweet.and.determin'd.bodies;.No.diseas
'd.person-no.rum-drinker.or.venereal.taint.is.permitted.here....I.and.mine.do.not.convince.by.arguments,.similes,.rhymes
;.We.convince.by.our.presence.........Listen!.I.will.be.honest.with.you;.I.do.not.offer.the.old.smooth.prizes,.but.offer
.rough.new.prizes;.These.are.the.days.that.must.happen.to.you:...You.shall.not.heap.up.what.is.call'd.riches,.You.shall.
scatter.with.lavish.hand.all.that.you.earn.or.achieve,....You.but.arrive.at.the.city.to.which.you.were.destin'd-you.hard
ly.settle.yourself.to.satisfaction,.before.you.are.call'd.by.an.irresistible.call.to.depart,.You.shall.be.treated.to.the
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